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 A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.

The boy said: 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade, I'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.

 

The M'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal' s office.

She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.

Principal: What's 3+3?

Boy: 6

Principal: 6+6?

Boy: 12 & so on..!!

The Principal asked the boy many questions & the boy got them right.

The Principal then asked M'am 2 send the boy 2 4th grade.

M'am decided 2 ask some more questions & the Principal Agreed.

M'am: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of?

Boy: Legs.

M'am: What's in ur pants that u have but I don't have?

Boy: Pockets

M'am: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

M'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?

*The principal' s eyes open really wide, but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge..*

Boy: Bubble Gum.

M'am: U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do. What am I?

Boy: Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*

M'am: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I?

Boy: Wedding Ring

M'am: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, u feel good?

Boy: Nose.

M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates , I come with a quiver?

Boy: Arrow.

M'am: What starts with 'F'& ends with a 'K' & if u don't get it, u've 2 use ur hand?

Boy: Fork

M'am: What's it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname.

M'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumping &I s responsible 4 making love??

Boy: Heart.

-The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher: 'Send the boy 2 University , I got the last 10question s wrong myself !!!!"=$ =D =P