Jokes of the Day-1029

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking,

 

smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.

 

He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?"

She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says:

 

"Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter.

 

I've been doing it ever since I got out of college.

 

I just flat out love it." He says: "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"