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Jokes: September 21, 2010

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass.


He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.


When he began to recover, a nun came to his hospital room and inquired how he would be paying for his treatment.


She asked if he had health insurance.


He replied, in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'


The nun asked if he had money in the bank.


He replied. 'No money in the bank.'


The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'


He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.


The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God'.


The man replied, 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'

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