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Joke - September 19, 2010

He Said To Me!

He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him . .....
Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him .. . They don't have time



He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.



He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.



He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said . . A widow.

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