Jokes: September 21, 2010
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass.
He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
When he began to recover, a nun came to his hospital room and inquired how he would be paying for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied. 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God'.
The man replied, 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'
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