Definations!

Definations!

What a definition:

 

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

 

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

 

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby..

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

 

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

 

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager is a person who thinks that...
A Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months!!!